"Money Manziel," at it again.
Look, we know the NFL is run by a soulless jackass with all the charisma of an ugg australia boot, and that the league goes out of its way to protect violent scumbags while arbitrarily handing down penalties that make no sense. But, in between the sportball mayhem that transforms the brains of large ugg australia boots for men into mushy margaritas, there is on occasion some redemptive cultural thing worth celebrating.
Today, that thing worth celebrating is Johnny Manziel signing "Money Manziel" on a $100 bill, via SB Nation, who deserve a round of pizzas for highlighting this IMPORTANT CULTURAL ARTIFACT. Note the savagery of the news ticker:
Everything about this is perfect: the not-very-subtle Beats by Dre headphone plug; the factual tidbit sponsored by McDonald's; the boyish delusion of GREATNESS that makes Manziel a nightmare for front offices but a weirdly charming fuck-up you can't help but root for. (At least a little.) Here's the full video:
This is almost as good as the time Donald Trump signed a lady's boob.
- Johnny Manziel